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    Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out; both were very Faithful and loving wives. However, they had gotten over-enthusiastic on Bacardi Breezers. Incredibly drunk & walking home, they needed to pee, so they stopped in the cemetery.

    One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought she would take off her Undies and use them.
    Her friend however, was wearing a rather expensive pair of undies that. She did not want to ruin, but was lucky enough to squat down next to a Grave that had a wreath with a big ribbon on it, so she proceeded to use the ribbon. After the girls did their business, they proceeded to go home.

    The next day, one woman's husband was concerned that his normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over, so he phoned the other Husband and said, 'These damn girls' night outs have got to stop. I'm starting to suspect the worst. My wife came home with no undies!'
    'You think that's bad' said the other husband, 'Mine is lying in bed with
    A card stuck in her *** that says: 'From all of us at the Fire Station - We'll never forget you.'

    :lol:

  • #2
    RE: Joke

    Good one.
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    • #3
      RE: Joke

      hahaha :lol:

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      • #4
        RE: Joke

        :lol:

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        • #5
          RE: Joke

          Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
          really pissed.

          She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
          driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in under 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"

          The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
          up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
          gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.

          Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
          the box back in the house.

          She opened it and inside found a brand new bathroom scale.
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          | 10AE-T | BEGi S4 | GT2560r | Enthuza | 6UL | MS3Pro PNP|
          | 2001 Track Rat | Enthuza | Jenvey | MS3Pro PNP | Exocet in Progress|
          | 1992 323 | Wrong-wheel-drive Miata Endurance Racecar|

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          • #6
            RE: Joke

            :lol::lol::lol:

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            • #7
              RE: Joke

              ROFL at both!!!

              Originally posted by miata5620
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              • #8
                RE: Joke

                Haha those are both really good!
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