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  • The Manliness Test

    Nicked this off a footy forum

    1.In the company of females, intercourse should be referred to as:

    A.Lovemaking
    B.Screwing
    C. Taking the pigskin bus to tuna town.



    2.You should make love to a woman for the first time only after you've both shared:

    A. Your views about what you expect from a sexual relationship.
    B. Your blood-test results.
    C. Five tequila slammers.



    3.You time your orgasm so that:

    A. Your partner climaxes first.
    B. You both climax simultaneously.
    C. You don't miss match of the day


    4.Passionate, spontaneous sex on the kitchen floor is:

    A. Healthy, creative love-play.
    B. Not the sort of thing your wife/girlfriend would agree to.
    C. Not the sort of thing your wife/girlfriend needs to ever find out about.



    5.Spending the whole night cuddling a woman you just had sex with is:

    A. The best part of the experience.
    B. The second best part of the experience.
    C. £100 extra.


    6. Your girlfriend says she's gained five pounds in the last month. You tell her that it is:

    A. No big concern of yours.
    B. Not a problem, she can join your gym.
    C. A conservative estimate.



    7.You think today's sensitive, caring man is:

    A.A myth
    B.An oxymoron
    C.A moron


    8.Foreplay is to sex as:

    A. Appetizer is to entree.
    B. Primer is to paint.
    C. A long line is to an amusement park ride.


    9. Which of the following are you most likely to find yourself saying at the end of a relationship:

    A. "I hope we can still be friends."
    B. "I'm not in right now, please leave a message at the beep."
    C. "Welcome to Dumps Ville, baby... population: YOU."


    10.A woman who is uncomfortable watching you masturbate:

    A. Probably needs a little more time before she can cope with that sort of intimacy.
    B. Probably Is too uptight and a waste of your time.
    C. Probably shouldn't have sat next to you on the bus in the first place.


    Scoring Guide:
    If you answered "A" more than 7 times, check your pants to make sure you really are a man.

    If you answered "B" more than 7 times, check into therapy, you're a little confused.

    If you answered "C" more than 7 times, "YOU DA MAN!!"
    I ended up between A and B :naughty:

  • #2
    RE: The Manliness Test

    Originally posted by MX5ATLanta.com
    10.A woman who is uncomfortable watching you masturbate:
    C. Probably shouldn't have sat next to you on the bus in the first place.
    BAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    ~Andrew
    Atlanta Region SCCA
    D Prepared Miata

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      RE: The Manliness Test

      :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

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      • #4
        RE: The Manliness Test

        Love the bus one the best!

        Originally posted by miata5620
        Eric's Garage ... You buy all the parts I tell you to and you will have a killer car... If you want other parts used your car will suck and it will cost you more...

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