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    By BRODIE H. BROCKIE, JUSTIN VIDOVIC, BEN FLASTER, and GUTBLOOM

    POSITIVE: Item shipped quickly, have been having erotic dreams about seller. Thanks!

    POSITIVE: Thanks for great Rainbow Brite lunchbox. Should shrunken head be inside?

    NEUTRAL: Excellent communication, but should've poked holes in box before shipping the kitten. Refunded.

    NEGATIVE: Despite indication in listing, I could not fit item into any of my body cavities.

    NEGATIVE: Honda R-Type sticker did not add horsepower as advertised.

    NEUTRAL: Item shipped promptly and in good condition, but I should not have to bid on birthday presents from my parents.

    POSITIVE: I don't really remember what I ordered. But I've been sitting in the box it came in all day, and it's great!

    NEGATIVE: Product didn't work, possibly broken. I woke up this morning and was disappointed to find I still believe in Jesus Christ our Savior.

    POSITIVE: Excellent Buyer. A++++++. Thrilled by the quartz movement of the "Rolex". HIGHLY RECOMMENDED.

    NEGATIVE: Should have been clearer that seller only accepts payment in Bhats via Eastern Union Moneygram.

    POSITIVE: Plain brown packaging seemed to fool my wife. Thanks!

    NEGATIVE: The dog won't hunt.

    NEGATIVE: Very nice monkey mascot costume, but it's a size 34, not a 63 as advertised.

    NEGATIVE: Lederhosen not as pink as the picture led me to believe.

    POSITIVE: A+++++. Items are exactly as described. Best case of kalashnikovs I've ever bought. Allah Akbar!

    NEGATIVE: This is clearly the ninth, NOT THE SIXTH, repackaging of Mad Super Special #24.

    POSITIVE: One of the scents mixed in with the packing peanuts remind me of a passionate weekend in Rio... was that you?

    POSITIVE: The way you wrote my zip-code makes me weak in the knees. Such smooth strokes. A+!

    NEGATIVE: Though you did nothing wrong, I am giving you this negative feedback to teach you that the universe is arbitrary and unfair.

    NEGATIVE: Buying this Space 1999 Lunchbox did not fill the void in my empty life for as long as I'd hoped.

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    • #3

      Originally posted by miata5620
      Eric's Garage ... You buy all the parts I tell you to and you will have a killer car... If you want other parts used your car will suck and it will cost you more...

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      • #4
        Lirl
        Kinda inherited the car from my Grandfather. Its a love hate relationship. lol

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        • #5
          I love the universe one.

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          • #6
            This one is my favorite:
            "POSITIVE: I don't really remember what I ordered. But I've been sitting in the box it came in all day, and it's great!"

            Reminds me of when I was little. My neighbors bought a new refrigerator and that box was the best thing ever. Kept us entertained for hours. :)
            2012 Acura TSX Sportwagon
            2001 NB track car that never gets driven

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            • #7
              Well, the cardboard box is in the toy hall of fame....

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              • #8
                As it should!
                2012 Acura TSX Sportwagon
                2001 NB track car that never gets driven

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                • #9
                  I loved boxes.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Sawyer View Post
                    This one is my favorite:
                    "POSITIVE: I don't really remember what I ordered. But I've been sitting in the box it came in all day, and it's great!"

                    Reminds me of when I was little. My neighbors bought a new refrigerator and that box was the best thing ever. Kept us entertained for hours. :)
                    Hahahaha. This BOX IS SO MUCH FUN!!!!!!!!
                    16' VW Golf R | 97 Salvagewon Eliminator | 90 SC'd Track Project

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                    • #11
                      I never played in a cardboard box.

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Jack-MX5ATLanta.com View Post
                        POSITIVE: A+++++. Items are exactly as described. Best case of kalashnikovs I've ever bought. Allah Akbar!
                        This one, by far, is the best :lol:
                        Originally posted by Jack-MX5ATLanta.com View Post
                        I loved boxes.
                        I still love to play with box....


                        Oh wait... you meant like, cardboard and stuff? My bad... :biggrin:
                        ~Andrew
                        Atlanta Region SCCA
                        D Prepared Miata

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                        • #13
                          POSITIVE: Plain brown packaging seemed to fool my wife. Thanks!
                          hehehe

                          2013 NC MX5 Club - Build Thread ~ 2017 VW Golf R ~ IG: DroptopDestron
                          1997 M *SOLD - Build Thread ~ 1995 Laguna Turbo 281whp *SOLD - Build Thread ~ 1992 Black & Tan *SOLD

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Jack-MX5ATLanta.com View Post
                            hhahahahahahahahahahahahaha i love that. would not buy again... lmao

                            Originally posted by Jack-MX5ATLanta.com View Post
                            I loved boxes.
                            i recently played in a box :D..................................you jealous yet?

                            Originally posted by redrumracer View Post
                            I never played in a cardboard box.
                            you one of them terrorists boy?

                            Originally posted by RotorNutFD3S View Post
                            i knew i should have made my license plate say LMAO
                            "keep drifting fun......or else..." --Andy Sapp

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                            • #15
                              Boxes are awesome. Got me through college. Mostly...



                              It was all fun and games until a split second after this pic was taken that the box splayed open and dumped me onto the sidewalk. d('_'d) Good times...
                              ITBs RULE!!!!!!!!!! AGAIN!!!
                              I'm using ITBs on stock internals!!
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                              Chean Chay: they dont have pho in mexico
                              Corporation: n. An ingenious device for obtaining individual profit without individual responsibility.
                              -Ambrose Bierce
                              here's the thing. if you disagree with someone's opinion, having better hair does not make you right. it makes you a ******bag.

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