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    A gynecologist had become so fed up with malpractice insurance and HMO
    > paperwork and was burned out. Hoping to try another career where skillful hands
    > would be beneficial, he decided to become a mechanic. He went to the
    > local technical college, signed up for classes, attended diligently, and
    > learned all he could. W hen the time for the practical exam approached,
    > the gynecologist prepared carefully for weeks and completed the exam with
    > tremendous skill.
    > When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained
    > a score of 150%. Fearing an error, he called the instructor, saying, "I
    > don't want to appear ungrateful for such an outstanding result, but I
    > wonder if there is an error in the grade."
    > The instructor said, "During the exam, you took the engine apart
    > perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. "You put the engine
    > back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark." This
    > equaled an A. After a pause, the instructor added, "I gave you an extra
    > 50% because you did it all through the exhaust pipe, which I've never seen done
    > in my entire career.
    2008 MX5 PRHT (sold)
    2014 Corvette Stingray Z51 Coupe
    1981 Morgan Plus 8, 2016 Morgan three wheeler

  • #2
    Hahaha that is good!
    For sale: 1999 Black and Tan ____ $4500 FIRM


    • #3
      I lol'd


      • #4
        :lol: made me chuckle too!


        • #5

          Originally posted by miata5620
          Eric's Garage ... You buy all the parts I tell you to and you will have a killer car... If you want other parts used your car will suck and it will cost you more...