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    I know we had a thread of funny Miata ads, but we need one for some of the random funny/spam/garbage/idiot postings that people put up on CL every so often. I'll start this off with a good one.

    (please post ads in similar format - link and copy of ad posted)


    http://atlanta.craigslist.org/cto/1038435051.html

    check this car out!!! - $25 (marietta)

    Reply to: [email protected] [?]
    Date: 2009-02-17, 12:12PM EST



    I have a 1995 oldsmobile acheva s with only 140,xxx miles. It has green exterior and tan/black interior, cloth seats in near perfect condition, i put new tires on the back in 12/08 and a couple of used tires on the front just last week... all tires have at least 50% tread. it does have a little damage on the passenger side quarter panel but to fix it would be as simple as getting a dent popper from autozone for like 10 bucks. it is a 4 banger with a 5-speed trans. and gets a base reading of 198hp to the front wheels. THIS IS A VERY UNIQUE A FAST RIDE TO HAVE!!

    good: NO MECHANICAL ISSUES WHAT SO EVER, new stock muffler, new belts and hoses, recent oil change and transmission flush done 2/01/09 at jiffy lube, spoiler, freezing cold ac and heat feels like a summer day, and gets 30MPG!!! also with the sell i will let the buyer have the KILLER sound system that is already installed in the car, i have 3 12" subs in the back with an american pro amp and for entertainment i have a in-dash dvd/cd/mp3 player with a 3.5 inch screen (not a flip-out screen those just look corny) that also has a slot to read sd cards. the system itself is worth around $1200 and is already hooked up and ready to hear. it passed emissions 12/09/08

    bad: the headlights have been re-wired so you can either pay 1.99 at pep boys for a toggle switch or u can just twist the wires together to turn the headlights on, the front passenger blinker is missing but you can get one at a junk yard for maybe 10 bucks, lastly the driver side window is off track but if i ever want the window down i just roll it down and pull it back up with my hand when i get to my destination... lol

    and for all those that say imports are better tell them to come see me cause i beat a stock miata in a heads up race 3 time on dallas hwy and i had my system in and my gf in the passenger seat!!! and for all those that believe that this car won't last, the day after x-mas i took my gf on a 233 mile trip to gatlinburg, tn and back and didn't have one problem.

    asking $2500 but will sell for $2000 without the subs and the amp (I'll leave the dvd player in so you will still have a radio) serious people only.... please. if you have any questions please ask but if its something that i already put in the ad you will receive a message saying "READ THE AD" . might be willing to trade for xbox360 or ipod and at least 1800 cash.

    pics will be posted asap but have NONE now.

    gas saver, coupe, 5-speed, manual, american, olds, 2 door, old school, clean, trade, ipod, xbox

    My actual email I replied with..
    Dude... that was some of the funniest **** I have read all week on CL. Was that part of your stand up routine? The best part of that ad is that some people will actually believe all of that!!!!!

  • #2
    he left out the part about his girlfriend weight 313lbs. too ;)

    I had a friend that raced those olds in the firehawk series. They were free from GM so you can't blame the guy. But he used get the crew to rent a few of them so they had parts cars for the weekend. :lol:
    | 90 Miata | Turbocharged Stock Mazda FE-dohc 2.0L engine swap | 302whp 281ftlbs |

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    • #3
      There is actually an old Firehawk series Acheva around I see him doing BMWCCA track days and such. lol

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      • #4
        ^^ they actually were pretty fast in the showroom stock classes back then. theres a guy ive seen at a few scca races that has one painted like the castrol gtx rally cars haha. they are actually quick cars.
        DIE WHITE GIRLS

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        • #5
          oh...btw... they only had 150crank hp and a 15 gal gas tank......and he's braggign' about 15mpg :lol: :lol: :lol:

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Doppelgänger View Post
            oh...btw... they only had 150crank hp and a 15 gal gas tank......and he's braggign' about 15mpg :lol: :lol: :lol:
            it says 30 in the ad.... lol wtf are you talkin about mike.

            TELL ME HOW YOU KNEW ABOUT WAFFLE HOUSE!!! im gonna ***** every thread you post in from now on with this crap until you tell me lolol
            DIE WHITE GIRLS

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            • #7
              Originally posted by jesseealexander View Post
              ^^ they actually were pretty fast in the showroom stock classes back then. theres a guy ive seen at a few scca races that has one painted like the castrol gtx rally cars haha. they are actually quick cars.
              Oh I've seen that car too.. and the one who comes out to the auto-x's. I'm not saying they are slow... but, having a 300lb "system", a bone stock car and claiming 200 fwhp is quite the funny. Oh, I also like the fact that he put the new tires on the back and the used tires on the front :facepalm:

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              • #8
                yeah that was worth a good hard facepalm.

                the earlier model 4 bangers DID have close to 200 hp, but the 95s were the weakest with as you said around 150. they made about that much torque though, which isnt a bad number.
                DIE WHITE GIRLS

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by jesseealexander View Post
                  it says 30 in the ad.... lol wtf are you talkin about mike.

                  TELL ME HOW YOU KNEW ABOUT WAFFLE HOUSE!!! im gonna ***** every thread you post in from now on with this crap until you tell me lolol
                  His math skills reek of the Clayton County education system :D

                  A true ninja never reveals secrets of ninjeness ;)

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                  • #10
                    then let the whoring begin...
                    DIE WHITE GIRLS

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by jesseealexander View Post
                      ^^ they actually were pretty fast in the showroom stock classes back then. theres a guy ive seen at a few scca races that has one painted like the castrol gtx rally cars haha. they are actually quick cars.
                      Yeah I have seen that one it's quick.

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by jesseealexander View Post
                        then let the whoring begin...
                        Looks like overtime for me. :lol:

                        Originally posted by miata5620
                        Eric's Garage ... You buy all the parts I tell you to and you will have a killer car... If you want other parts used your car will suck and it will cost you more...

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                        • #13
                          I got some enjoyment out of this:

                          "the headlights have been re-wired so you can either pay 1.99 at pep boys for a toggle switch or u can just twist the wires together to turn the headlights on"
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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by RotorNutFD3S View Post
                            Looks like overtime for me. :lol:
                            yeah. sorry bud. lol :lol:
                            DIE WHITE GIRLS

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                            • #15
                              Damn it, this one will make your head hurt:

                              http://atlanta.craigslist.org/cto/1041350099.html

                              Four Sell - 2001 Miata, also has hard type top - $7250 (Conyers)

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                              Reply to: [email protected] [?]
                              Date: 2009-02-19, 11:52AM EST



                              I got for sell a nice 2001 Mazda Miata, 55 thosand miles, clothe interier, in rare silver color with rare factory body kit and custom wheels, six speed tranmission with new clutche, no tares in top or seats, carpet and door panel in good shape, car looks like new. Aftermarket sterio system with built in satalite radeio, power windows and door locks, tented glass. Top is in good shape and has glass back windew (most I have saw are plactic). It also has that cover you put over it when you got the top down. The timing chain and water pump were replaced recently by a Mazda mechnic - i got the proof that it was done with the bill - it costs $800 to get done. Tires are good and should be good for anther 20 thosand miles. I both this car for the gas milege but I ain't much on small cars so want to sale or would trade for lifted 4x4 truck or Jeep. It gets great gas milage - around 28-30 MPG on the hiway and in town to. I have the titel and the car facts says it ain't ever been in no accidents or nothing like that. Oh, almost forget, I also got anothur top for it - it is a hard one thogh and I never used it but it looks relly good.

                              Originally posted by miata5620
                              Eric's Garage ... You buy all the parts I tell you to and you will have a killer car... If you want other parts used your car will suck and it will cost you more...

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