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I know we had a thread of funny Miata ads, but we need one for some of the random funny/spam/garbage/idiot postings that people put up on CL every so often. I'll start this off with a good one.
(please post ads in similar format - link and copy of ad posted)
My actual email I replied with..
(please post ads in similar format - link and copy of ad posted)
check this car out!!! - $25 (marietta)
Reply to: [email protected] [?]
Date: 2009-02-17, 12:12PM EST
I have a 1995 oldsmobile acheva s with only 140,xxx miles. It has green exterior and tan/black interior, cloth seats in near perfect condition, i put new tires on the back in 12/08 and a couple of used tires on the front just last week... all tires have at least 50% tread. it does have a little damage on the passenger side quarter panel but to fix it would be as simple as getting a dent popper from autozone for like 10 bucks. it is a 4 banger with a 5-speed trans. and gets a base reading of 198hp to the front wheels. THIS IS A VERY UNIQUE A FAST RIDE TO HAVE!!
good: NO MECHANICAL ISSUES WHAT SO EVER, new stock muffler, new belts and hoses, recent oil change and transmission flush done 2/01/09 at jiffy lube, spoiler, freezing cold ac and heat feels like a summer day, and gets 30MPG!!! also with the sell i will let the buyer have the KILLER sound system that is already installed in the car, i have 3 12" subs in the back with an american pro amp and for entertainment i have a in-dash dvd/cd/mp3 player with a 3.5 inch screen (not a flip-out screen those just look corny) that also has a slot to read sd cards. the system itself is worth around $1200 and is already hooked up and ready to hear. it passed emissions 12/09/08
bad: the headlights have been re-wired so you can either pay 1.99 at pep boys for a toggle switch or u can just twist the wires together to turn the headlights on, the front passenger blinker is missing but you can get one at a junk yard for maybe 10 bucks, lastly the driver side window is off track but if i ever want the window down i just roll it down and pull it back up with my hand when i get to my destination... lol
and for all those that say imports are better tell them to come see me cause i beat a stock miata in a heads up race 3 time on dallas hwy and i had my system in and my gf in the passenger seat!!! and for all those that believe that this car won't last, the day after x-mas i took my gf on a 233 mile trip to gatlinburg, tn and back and didn't have one problem.
asking $2500 but will sell for $2000 without the subs and the amp (I'll leave the dvd player in so you will still have a radio) serious people only.... please. if you have any questions please ask but if its something that i already put in the ad you will receive a message saying "READ THE AD" . might be willing to trade for xbox360 or ipod and at least 1800 cash.
pics will be posted asap but have NONE now.
gas saver, coupe, 5-speed, manual, american, olds, 2 door, old school, clean, trade, ipod, xbox
Reply to: [email protected] [?]
Date: 2009-02-17, 12:12PM EST
I have a 1995 oldsmobile acheva s with only 140,xxx miles. It has green exterior and tan/black interior, cloth seats in near perfect condition, i put new tires on the back in 12/08 and a couple of used tires on the front just last week... all tires have at least 50% tread. it does have a little damage on the passenger side quarter panel but to fix it would be as simple as getting a dent popper from autozone for like 10 bucks. it is a 4 banger with a 5-speed trans. and gets a base reading of 198hp to the front wheels. THIS IS A VERY UNIQUE A FAST RIDE TO HAVE!!
good: NO MECHANICAL ISSUES WHAT SO EVER, new stock muffler, new belts and hoses, recent oil change and transmission flush done 2/01/09 at jiffy lube, spoiler, freezing cold ac and heat feels like a summer day, and gets 30MPG!!! also with the sell i will let the buyer have the KILLER sound system that is already installed in the car, i have 3 12" subs in the back with an american pro amp and for entertainment i have a in-dash dvd/cd/mp3 player with a 3.5 inch screen (not a flip-out screen those just look corny) that also has a slot to read sd cards. the system itself is worth around $1200 and is already hooked up and ready to hear. it passed emissions 12/09/08
bad: the headlights have been re-wired so you can either pay 1.99 at pep boys for a toggle switch or u can just twist the wires together to turn the headlights on, the front passenger blinker is missing but you can get one at a junk yard for maybe 10 bucks, lastly the driver side window is off track but if i ever want the window down i just roll it down and pull it back up with my hand when i get to my destination... lol
and for all those that say imports are better tell them to come see me cause i beat a stock miata in a heads up race 3 time on dallas hwy and i had my system in and my gf in the passenger seat!!! and for all those that believe that this car won't last, the day after x-mas i took my gf on a 233 mile trip to gatlinburg, tn and back and didn't have one problem.
asking $2500 but will sell for $2000 without the subs and the amp (I'll leave the dvd player in so you will still have a radio) serious people only.... please. if you have any questions please ask but if its something that i already put in the ad you will receive a message saying "READ THE AD" . might be willing to trade for xbox360 or ipod and at least 1800 cash.
pics will be posted asap but have NONE now.
gas saver, coupe, 5-speed, manual, american, olds, 2 door, old school, clean, trade, ipod, xbox
My actual email I replied with..
Dude... that was some of the funniest **** I have read all week on CL. Was that part of your stand up routine? The best part of that ad is that some people will actually believe all of that!!!!!
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