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I live in Athens, so downtown I am always waiting for that moment to get ran over in a cross walk and sue the driver and get a new car.
Last night, BEAUTIFUL setup.
I was crossing the street in a cross walk, my right away, a big F150 comes around the turn, I see it, he doesn't see me I know, he was hauling ***, I speed up to make sure I get a nice knock out. Well someone YELLS and startles my concentration and I end up barely getting hit and punching his hood for extra drama.
He slams on brakes and I yell WHAT THE **** STOP YOUR TRUCK. He stops and is like OMG OMG OMG are you ok man I didn't even see you, I wasn't hurt so laughed and said yeah bye. I had three girls witness it, two cars behind him, him speeding.
My new Ferrari was in my hand last night, and left. Just like that. Whoever yelled at me to watch out...die in a fire, k thx bye.
Last night, BEAUTIFUL setup.
I was crossing the street in a cross walk, my right away, a big F150 comes around the turn, I see it, he doesn't see me I know, he was hauling ***, I speed up to make sure I get a nice knock out. Well someone YELLS and startles my concentration and I end up barely getting hit and punching his hood for extra drama.
He slams on brakes and I yell WHAT THE **** STOP YOUR TRUCK. He stops and is like OMG OMG OMG are you ok man I didn't even see you, I wasn't hurt so laughed and said yeah bye. I had three girls witness it, two cars behind him, him speeding.
My new Ferrari was in my hand last night, and left. Just like that. Whoever yelled at me to watch out...die in a fire, k thx bye.
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