Favorite Driving Proverbs

[Jack-MX5ATLanta.com]

Here are a few of mine;

"You can sleep in your car, but you can't race your house."

"The driver who keeps the front tires straightest will win."

"If you don't chew Big Red then f*** you."

"It's not always possible to be the best, but it is always possible to improve your own performance."
-Jackie Stewart

"Understeer is when you hit the wall hith the front of your car. Oversteer is when you hit the wall with the back of the car. Horsepower is how fast you hit the wall and torque is how far you take the wall with you."

"If you ain't first. You're Last!"

[jester911]

I am not fast but I am ahead of you.

[Jack-MX5ATLanta.com]

"I wake up in the morning and piss excellence." Ricky Bobby

[RotorNutFD3S]

"When travelling down the freeway, the first bug to hit a clean windshield will always land directly in front of the driver's face."

[jester911]

Auto racing, bull fighting, and mountain climbing are the only real sports ... all others are games. Ernest Hemingway

Unlike a woman, a race car is inanimate. Therefore it must at some point respond to reason.

[jesseealexander]

"do a barrel roll"

[Grantri]

"To finish first,first you must finish"

[silver280zx]

"Spinning aint winning"
Pinks
lol

[RotorNutFD3S]

Well, if you're pulling out TV shows:

"It ain't no joke, if you don't pay that note!" :lol: