Slooowww....

[jester911]

Site seems to be running painfully slow this morning. Don't think it is my end as other sites seem to go just fine.

[jzilla]

its ok here.

[jester911]

Jzilla, you don't count because your already slow.:D

[jzilla]

and by slow.....








you mean.....


short bus :( :sadroo:

[RotorNutFD3S]

It was going very slow for me here and so was mt.net. Both seemed to have picked back up though.

[jester911]

Yeah it seems back to normal now. Yes jzilla the short bus:stick:

[jzilla]

:sadroo:

[RotorNutFD3S]

What is the :sadroo: smiley you are trying to use?

[jzilla]

we need a sadroo smiley

http://tinyurl.com/2cjgaj8

[RotorNutFD3S]

:rolleyes: I know what sadroo is, I was wondering if you had a link to an actual smiley that I could add to the forum ya smartass.

[Jack-MX5ATLanta.com]

:dunno: running extremely fast here!

[Dr.Drew]

ya smartass.

Be nice to zilla, he's just a delicate bunny in a water pot. Poor little fella

[jzilla]

Be nice to zilla, he's just a delicate bunny in a water pot. Poor little fella

amma keee you foo!

[Dr.Drew]

amma keee you foo!

Bring it chinaman!!

[Beastinthebushes]

Bring it chinaman!!

Drew! Chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature, Asian American.

[sharkythesharkdogg]

Dutton!! I can't have my chief of police using racist slurs while I'm in office. You march right out to his rice patty and apologize! NOW!!

[Dr.Drew]

Damnit Beast! Sometimes I forget why we keep you around and then you go off and post something like that... and totally redeem yourself!!!

[jzilla]

i should start a car club.

Wing Wongs United.

[sharkythesharkdogg]

I'm not uniting MY wong with any other wong. Sword fighting is for public urinals only.

[Dr.Drew]

So that's where zilla and steve were last Saturday... it all makes sense now

[jzilla]

actually i was there jacktard. did you get to eat a burger fatty?

[jzilla]

i haven't use jacktard since highschool. LOL

[Dr.Drew]

actually i was there jacktard. did you get to eat a burger fatty?

No, by the time I got there they were all gone. Besides, I heard you cooked em and I wouldn't really want to eat Mrs. Whiskers.

[jzilla]

No, by the time I got there they were all gone. Besides, I heard you cooked em and I wouldn't really want to eat Mrs. Whiskers.


that was not chicken... LOL

[Dr.Drew]

BTW, I'm totally stealing "jacktard"

[Beastinthebushes]

What is the definition of a "Jacktard?"

[Dr.Drew]

Jacktard -a portmanteau of jackass and retard that is also used to insult people; hilarity often insues

[Beastinthebushes]

Urban Dictionary?

[RotorNutFD3S]

IDK, but one of my damn cats has come up missing since last weekend... thought I'd mention that since we seem to be on the correct topic.

[jzilla]

IDK, but one of my damn cats has come up missing since last weekend... thought I'd mention that since we seem to be on the correct topic.


ask matredd, he made them yummy burgers...

[Dr.Drew]

Beast - Yes

Rip - Cause you ate it

zilla - Impossible, matredd is one of the most unasian people I've ever met

[sharkythesharkdogg]

It's probably trapped in the dead space underneath someone's new rollbar. It got sealed inside. We should know here soon when Animus starts asking what would cause a dead hooker smell in his car.

Y'know, other than the dead hooker.

[jzilla]

Beast - Yes

Rip - Cause you ate it

zilla - Impossible, matredd is one of the most unasian people I've ever met

did you not notice his spam shirt?

[sharkythesharkdogg]

That's the same as if he wore FUBU or Big Black. He's not fooling anyone.

[Dr.Drew]

I did see that and found it oddly suspicious.

[jzilla]

he made the burgers....

[Dr.Drew]

So it's settled... Matredd, in an effort to be more asian and thus be more like zilla killed one of Rip's cats, cooked it, and fed it to everyone. He then took the leftover kitty parts and buried them deep into Animus's car, next to the hooker Beast killed, during his rollbar install.

[jzilla]

http://i238.photobucket.com/albums/ff287/ridiculousthirdeye/Hot%20girls/bikini.jpg

[Dr.Drew]

I seem to have forgotten wtf was so important a few moments ago.

[jzilla]

http://tshirts.name/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/I_Don_t_Have_A_2DD_2DD_It_s_Just_That_Oh_Look_a_Bu nny_Rabbit_T_Shirt_Funny.jpg

tee hee.

[jzilla]

I seem to have forgotten wtf was so important a few moments ago.

got him!

[Dr.Drew]

http://www.jakobday.com/images/forums/best_thread_ever.jpg

[jester911]

http://i238.photobucket.com/albums/ff287/ridiculousthirdeye/Hot%20girls/bikini.jpg

As we used to say in USMC. It is always good to have a tight unit.

[Beastinthebushes]

So it's settled... Matredd, in an effort to be more asian and thus be more like zilla killed one of Rip's cats, cooked it, and fed it to everyone. He then took the leftover kitty parts and buried them deep into Animus's car, next to the hooker Beast killed, during his rollbar install.

It's not a hooker until its dead

[jzilla]

It's not a hooker until its dead


true story

[scandmx5]

So it's settled... Matredd, in an effort to be more asian and thus be more like zilla killed one of Rip's cats, cooked it, and fed it to everyone. He then took the leftover kitty parts and buried them deep into Animus's car, next to the hooker Beast killed, during his rollbar install.

:facepalm:
you do know that matt has adopted asian siblings right?