Funny Miata Ads

[MeFryRice]

I found this ad kinda funny...

http://atlanta.craigslist.org/cto/931883553.html

[FE3tMX5]

another funny miata ad
http://atlanta.craigslist.org/cto/908810927.html

[RotorNutFD3S]

The gator car that will never sell. :lol:

There's another ad that has been posted for about as long as Steve was looking for a Miata that says "We're firm at $x,xxx" and they've never changed the price and it still has not sold. That ad cracks me up.

[MeFryRice]

Let's change the title of this thread to "Funny Miata Ads" and move it accordingly...

[RotorNutFD3S]

"That was easy."

[MeFryRice]

Thanks! :)

[Sawyer]

Oh god.
It seems like a lot of these people aren't even trying..

[wildfire0310]

Oh god.
It seems like a lot of these people aren't even trying..


wait people are trying now days. I though the whole American way was to be as lazy as you could and get by.

[MeFryRice]

and don't forget to mention that they live off of court issued money!

[Doppelgänger]

Oh, here is a good one...but I can't see the pics, so if someone wants to attach the pics.....

http://atlanta.craigslist.org/cto/933154920.html

It has a MUGEN strut brace
high performance DURALAST brakes (bet that thing stops on....a football field?)
Nothing says handling like Gabirel brand struts

And gets 400mi to a tank of gas!!!

[MeFryRice]

If front and rear tires are new, why not put the same tire on all 4 wheels??

[LagunaRoadster]

that gator interior is the shiiznit.
http://www.quartzfilms.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/fouadfamguy.png

I only wish I bought that instead of the '92 I just got....

[jester911]

The front nose on that green car is fugly.

[MeFryRice]

That green car is so damn fugly.

fixed. :D

[jester911]

True dat.

[Acro]

Oh, here is a good one...but I can't see the pics, so if someone wants to attach the pics.....

http://atlanta.craigslist.org/cto/933154920.html

It has a MUGEN strut brace
high performance DURALAST brakes (bet that thing stops on....a football field?)
Nothing says handling like Gabirel brand struts

And gets 400mi to a tank of gas!!!

Oh god..That thing passed me on 285 one day. It's got a hideous bodykit/wheels, and we won't even talk about how obnoxiously loud it is.

[simontibbett]

Duralast brakes FTW...I ran some @ Road Atlanta, every autocross last season, TONS of mountain runs, trips to Florida, etc...oh and they are STILL on LOL.

[metalman]

I find it hard to believe that the large mouth bass body kits ever went out of style. :lol:

[mustangtomiata]

hahahaha, i def wish i bought the gator skin interior car with the 18's, those low profile tires with those light weight 18's have to handle and ride like a dream. ROFL.

[MeFryRice]

WTF is this miata owner thinking??

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Cars-Trucks___1999-Mazda-Miata-MX-5-Show-Car-Runs-like-new_W0QQitemZ170295498602QQddnZCarsQ20Q26Q20Trucks QQddiZ2282QQcmdZViewItemQQptZUS_Cars_Trucks?hash=i tem170295498602&_trksid=p4506.c0.m245&_trkparms=65%3A7|39%3A1|240%3A1318

[Jack-MX5ATLanta.com]

wow :jawdrop:

[nickt93]

WTF is this miata owner thinking??

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Cars-Trucks___1999-Mazda-Miata-MX-5-Show-Car-Runs-like-new_W0QQitemZ170295498602QQddnZCarsQ20Q26Q20Trucks QQddiZ2282QQcmdZViewItemQQptZUS_Cars_Trucks?hash=i tem170295498602&_trksid=p4506.c0.m245&_trkparms=65%3A7|39%3A1|240%3A1318

"Once in a life time entry to eBay."

[metalman]

"Once in a life time entry to eBay."

One can only hope!! :lol:

[RotorNutFD3S]

Hey, it must have a V8 swap, it has headers!

[simontibbett]

Every ricer has header*s*

[Doppelgänger]

Wish I could see more than the one main picture on the ebay one :(

[LagunaRoadster]

what is that thing in the front??

[wonton]

WTF is this miata owner thinking??

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Cars-Trucks___1999-Mazda-Miata-MX-5-Show-Car-Runs-like-new_W0QQitemZ170295498602QQddnZCarsQ20Q26Q20Trucks QQddiZ2282QQcmdZViewItemQQptZUS_Cars_Trucks?hash=i tem170295498602&_trksid=p4506.c0.m245&_trkparms=65%3A7|39%3A1|240%3A1318

do you think they put enough pictures of it up!

[Sawyer]

And they're all from basically the same angle.

[wonton]

hahaha! cause thats where most of the money was wasted! :lmao:

[Doppelgänger]

OK, this is something i see pretty regularly..as seen in this ad

http://atlanta.craigslist.org/cto/1004197899.html

.........Email to post and I'll return your response in a timely manner
NOT TRADES PLEASE... ONLY GOOD OLE U.S. OF A. CASH MONEY

Now exactly what is "cash money"?

Considering that,
cash 1
n. 1. Money in the form of bills or coins; currency.
2. Payment for goods or services in currency or by check.

check
n. 1. A written order to a bank to pay the amount specified from funds on deposit; a draft.


cur·ren·cy
1. Money in any form when in actual use as a medium of exchange, especially circulating paper money

draft
n. 1.A written order directing the payment of money from an account or fund.


mon·ey
1. A medium that can be exchanged for goods and services and is used as a measure of their values on the market, including among its forms a commodity such as gold, an officially issued coin or note, or a deposit in a checking account or other readily liquifiable account.
2. The official currency, coins, and negotiable paper notes issued by a government.



So if cash is money, and money is a "medium" that is exchanged, that would make it cash since cash is a payment..just like money.A check could be used, since it is technically cash. But since a check is only considered a draft, and according to what a draft is, it's technically not money. But it is since money had to be somewhere in order for a draft to be formed, in essence making the draft turn into money and since money is a physical object. So this actually means a draft, which is simply a written statement with a face value, also means that a transfer (which is a draft passed between two entities) is actually money. And now that we know that money is cash, you can now offer to pay in any method you prefer....because it's all cash. Which ultimatly means that money is anything of value (currency). So technically, you are making a trade.

So if said seller isn't wanting to trade, is he willing to give it away for free?



(can we tell i'm bored?)

[RotorNutFD3S]

Wow...

http://tbn3.google.com/images?q=tbn:gah3Ua7lwnGbbM:http://icanhascheezburger.wordpress.com/files/2007/08/u-need-moar-channelz-i-r-bord-alredy.jpg

[mustangtomiata]

WTF is this miata owner thinking??

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Cars-Trucks___1999-Mazda-Miata-MX-5-Show-Car-Runs-like-new_W0QQitemZ170295498602QQddnZCarsQ20Q26Q20Trucks QQddiZ2282QQcmdZViewItemQQptZUS_Cars_Trucks?hash=i tem170295498602&_trksid=p4506.c0.m245&_trkparms=65%3A7|39%3A1|240%3A1318


I bet that intake boosts performance better than any other since it sits right above the header. I'm gunna steal that car...so i can blow it up and stop that car from disgracing miatas.