Weirdest thing you found in your car?

[LagunaJames]

So what is the weirdest thing you've found in your car? I'll start off... the other day when I pulled the fender off to fix it about 5lbs of mulch fell out on the ground. At one point it was leaves and crap, but who knew a Miata was such a good composter?

[JennB]

A Kenyan Sand Boa

[oldgrayfrog]

The same mulch. 1/2 pound of blonde hair.

[Doppelgänger]

Blood...

[MeFryRice]

The same mulch. 1/2 pound of blonde hair.

I told you not to pull on her hair so much! :lol:

[RotorNutFD3S]

I found a $20 under the carpet, that was nice rather than weird though.

[matredd]

A small bus.

[jzilla]

an ant farm on the a-pillar.

[matredd]

^^Yes, I had hundreds of Argentine ants foraging on my a-pillar, windshield, engine bay, and door sills. Fun morning right before work.

[RotorNutFD3S]

an ant farm on the a-pillar.

Kris had two colonies in his car, one in each soft top drain tube. That was not cool.

[jzilla]

i set up one of those syrup trap and they all disappeared the next day.

spraying them just made them mad and multiply.

[FlipKing]

I found a 20. Lol my Grandma left it in there from when she gave me the car. hahah

[Dr.Drew]

I found an address book for an orthodontist that lives in San Diego stuffed behind my glovebox a few months ago. I was thinking about trying to call the guy

[GVfanatic]

Kris had two colonies in his car, one in each soft top drain tube. That was not cool.

yes this was not cool at all. i still find one straggler everynow and then but atleast i dont have to seperate colonies anymore. lol

[metalman]

Hmm, some things I have found in Miatas & other cars include:

Photo negatives of a previous female owner, oiled up, posing for bikini shots

A collection of CDs inside the dash, not in the glovebox, inside the dash behind radio

Miata factory shop manuals

Always money and change, but one car had over $15 in change.

The previous owners birth certificate and copy of SS card

Porn

Snap-On ratchet and sockets

Checkbook

Colony of unidentified insects

Fire ants

Bull snake

Black Widow spider

etc etc

[simontibbett]

Doppelgänger.

[jzilla]

:facepalm:

:jzilla:

[Prodigy]

I found a car title to a 1990 Civic Si inside a Corbeau racing seat I bought from Tommy.
Ran it through a friend at a insurance company and it's still active.

Other than that... I found thongs and sex toys in the trunk of a parts car.
The girl's father sold me the car due to the Atlanta tornados... she looked like she was 15.

http://i459.photobucket.com/albums/qq314/prodigyprotege/for%20sale/titl.jpg

[metalman]

I found thongs and sex toys in the trunk of a parts car.
The girl's father sold me the car due to the Atlanta tornados... she looked like she was 15.


Pics?? :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Dr.Drew]

Other than that... I found thongs and sex toys in the trunk of a parts car.
The girl's father sold me the car due to the Atlanta tornados... she looked like she was 15.


Pics or didn't happen :lol:

[Stealth97]

Ant farm in the fender

mice

a mac 10

sex toys

nothing too odd.

[metalman]

Ant farm in the fender

mice

a mac 10

sex toys

nothing too odd.

Yeah because most used cars come with sex toys and automatic weapons. :lol:

[Dr.Drew]

I've bought several used cars through the years and never once found sex toys, TF? Who is out there driving around with that stuff in the trunk?!

[metalman]

I've bought several used cars through the years and never once found sex toys, TF? Who is out there driving around with that stuff in the trunk?!

Call girl? Traveling gigolo? Sales rep for Dicks Used Sex Toy Warehouse?? :lol:

[Stealth97]

Oh even wiereder.. Is that a word? In a previous life I was tech at a ford dealer, I had to put a child seat anchor in the package tray of a Taurus.. And when I popped the trunk it was full of boxes and bags of tampons and pads. The boss said I still had to do it, an woul not ask the customer to come back after they unloaded it, so I had to put them all outin the middle of the shop while I did the job :facepalm:

[LagunaJames]

oh yes, and at some point 10-15 years from now a '05 Mustang from the Avis rental fleet will get torn apart. When the dash gets ripped out, my license will be there. When I was in the military I set my license on the dash as I was coming to a stop at the gate, and it slid down inbetween the gap of the window and the dash. If you stood outside and looked down through the window, you could just barely see it about 6" down... that was a crappy day.

[jcmkam1990]

Found a small bag of brown powder and 2 joints. Both looked to have been there a long time. This was in a 72 Ranchero GT when I was active duty. I had been driving the car for almost a year. Found it under the carpet when installing a stereo. Glad the Security Police never ran the dogs through it.

[RotorNutFD3S]

a mac 10

I want to know what you did with this. That would be such a great day!

[nderwater]

When I lived in DC I took the metro everywhere, so my E30 sat still for weeks at a time. I had been parking it near the garbage dumpster behind my apartment and a family of rats had made a nest in the engine bay, bringing all their food there from the dumpster. The car STANK, and when I opened the hood there were chicken bones, fast food wrappers, and rat turds all over everything. It was a horror show, and it took three power washes just to clean it all out.

[Bernie]

razor blades, and joints are about the weirdest...

[jzilla]

dood, forgetting last night doesnt count. LOL

[RyAnMx5]

two used syringes in the door skin when changing speakers.

[Stealth97]

I want to know what you did with this. That would be such a great day!

it went back to the owner

[RotorNutFD3S]

Ah. I may have played dumb with that one. :lol:

[metalman]

Ah. I may have played dumb with that one. :lol:


"Did I find a gun?, uh, you mean like some sort of an Uzi looking squirt gun? No sir, sorry, didnt see anything." :lol:

[Stealth97]

Ah. I may have played dumb with that one. :lol:

dude. he could have had more!

[simontibbett]

I found peanut butter shoved into a stuffed animal with a banana inside of it too. Then upon emptying that out there was a few pieces of bubble gum chewed and stuck to the inside where the peanut butter was. All this was crammed into the center of the spare wheel.

[lance]

So what is the weirdest thing you've found in your car? I'll start off... the other day when I pulled the fender off to fix it about 5lbs of mulch fell out on the ground. At one point it was leaves and crap, but who knew a Miata was such a good composter?

Purchased a used Triumph TR-8 from a retired doctor in 1985. Found a love letter from his wife to him behind the glove compartment. It was a very sweet letter so I called him up, he asked if I could bring it to his house. His wife had died a couple of years earlier.

You would have thought I had given him a check for a million bucks!!

[Sawyer]

Aww, that was sweet of you!

[amaff]

dude. he could have had more!
Most logical thing I've ever read on the internet! :lol:
Purchased a used Triumph TR-8 from a retired doctor in 1985. Found a love letter from his wife to him behind the glove compartment. It was a very sweet letter so I called him up, he asked if I could bring it to his house. His wife had died a couple of years earlier.

You would have thought I had given him a check for a million bucks!!
That is actually really cool. Good on you dude.
I found peanut butter shoved into a stuffed animal with a banana inside of it too. Then upon emptying that out there was a few pieces of bubble gum chewed and stuck to the inside where the peanut butter was. All this was crammed into the center of the spare wheel.
Shut up.

[Reverend Greg]

Colombian Happy powder,quite a bit too.
When I moved from New Mmexico I found Two Totally dessicated rats under my drivers seat of my Miata.
-G-

[Stealth97]

The love letter wins. Nothing like making someone's day.

[Jack-MX5ATLanta.com]

Lots and lots of bird seed under the trunk lining.

[scandmx5]

i think some of these are over exagerrated

however i only found lighters, brochures from state parks, and yeah thats about it... a hood that was never ******* waxed :facepalm:

[FooSchnickens]

I've found some crazy **** in the side drains when replacing soft tops. Everything from maglites to birth control pills.

As far as my car goes, I found a jar of grape jam that was 15 years past its expiration date. It was with the spare tire tools.

[scandmx5]

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As far as my car goes, I found a jar of grape jam that was 15 years past its expiration date. It was with the spare tire tools.
:lmao: obviously fell out of the grocery bag and rolled its way there years ago haha

[mustangtomiata]

a deer

[Panic Motorsports]

I had bought a civic once that ran kinda crappy so we started doing a regulation tune up. Upon removing the air fliter lid (carbed car) we found a mouse style nuclear stash. The whole air cleaner outside the filter was PACKED with dog food. Good dry storage I suppose. The car suddenly ran much better. $27+ of spare change under the drivers carpet of a Miata was interesting too.

[metalman]

As far as my car goes, I found a jar of grape jam that was 15 years past its expiration date. It was with the spare tire tools.

How did it taste? :lol:

[metalman]

I had bought a civic once that ran kinda crappy so we started doing a regulation tune up. Upon removing the air fliter lid (carbed car) we found a mouse style nuclear stash. The whole air cleaner outside the filter was PACKED with dog food. Good dry storage I suppose.

I have found this same condition, but with a blend of dog food and acorns. :lol:

[mustangtomiata]

When I bought my car the filter was covered with a plastic bag and sunflower seeds :lol: I then decided to check my air filter and suddenly it ran better and more consistent :dunno:

[FooSchnickens]

How did it taste? :lol:

Hell if I know. The thing looked like it was about to explode. I've never seen a lid with that much pressure on it before.

[dundunskeert]

When I removed the Sound deadening in my blue car I found a japanese AAA battery Stuck inside a floor brace that the seat mounts to. I couldn't find a way to get it out.

[FooSchnickens]

Then you didn't try hard enough.