OMG..I cant stop laughing...

[metalman]

http://atlanta.craigslist.org/cto/874221284.html

$5-700 parts car being offered at $2400 firm. :wtf:
Here's your chance guys....dont miss out! :lol:
Where do these people buy their crack? Its some really good ****!!

[amaff]

oh my geee

there are also some performance upgrades including a chrome roll bar...

http://images.craigslist.org/114127142ZZZZZZZZZ8aa40e690af39dc117a.jpg

LMFAO

[RotorNutFD3S]

That car again?!

[MeFryRice]

^^ That's what I was thinking....

[RotorNutFD3S]

Craiglist whores we are...

[MeFryRice]

No ****, I am literally on there 10-15 times a day looking for a miata to pop up! :D

[RotorNutFD3S]

Me too. For you a damn Miata mostly. lol
But sometimes good parts pop up too.

[MeFryRice]

haha I appreciate it!

[metalman]

You guys know the crack smoker that is 'selling' this?

[RotorNutFD3S]

No, I've just seen it on CL more than once.

[MeFryRice]

Yeah and the fact that he's "firm" on the price just gets to me! someone should give him a call and bs with him for a little bit then at the end be like "eh, it's way over priced for something that's damn near totaled"....

[jesseealexander]

^^ ill do it tomorrow. :lol:

[Doppelgänger]

Hell, we should all send him messages telling him he's never going to get the price and offer him $500 :lol:

[RotorNutFD3S]

And then one of us offer $750 so he sells it. We can part it out among the forum.
I call the top, rain rail, gauge hood, and engine! :lol:

[metalman]

The seller is an absolute tool....and thats a compliment.

[Doppelgänger]

For a good laugh, go over to IA's FS section and look at the $4,000 GT-S Corolla that is for sale... you'll be laughing harder.

(Somone go copy the ad and post it here so we can all laugh!)

[RotorNutFD3S]

What year?

[Doppelgänger]

like 84'

[MeFryRice]

This one?

http://www.importatlanta.com/forums/showthread.php?t=198693

[RotorNutFD3S]

Who knows? IA is blocked due to adult content. :(

[MeFryRice]

:wtf:

[RotorNutFD3S]

Yeah. Work filters suck.

[Doppelgänger]

This one?

http://www.importatlanta.com/forums/showthread.php?t=198693
can't see it from work... but it's the one that's a total pile of **** with a stripped interior, crappy spray paint and red steel wheels... then that would be it.

[MeFryRice]

Yup, that's the one. What a POS.

[RotorNutFD3S]

I'll give him 4,000 pennies.
And sell it the scrap yard for more.

[Doppelgänger]

..and yes, the avatar with the goofy emo kid really is him :facepalm:


damn broke *** kids and their total piles of crap on the road. Hell, I was one of them at one point, but none of my cars ever looked like complete ***.

[MeFryRice]

I'm sure the car didn't look like complete *** till he put his hands on it. :rolleyes:

[RotorNutFD3S]

Makes you wonder if there really is any brain function at all...

[MeFryRice]

I'm going to answer that as a no...

[RotorNutFD3S]

You think? :lol:

[Doppelgänger]

i have seen those old Corollas that look just fine, but i don't get why these dumbass kids feel the need to spray paint everything they get their hands on :(

[Sawyer]

People do some weird things!

[Doppelgänger]

People do some weird things!



C'mon.. you can be meaner then that!

[MeFryRice]

Yes she can. :rolleyes:

[Doppelgänger]

oooooooooooo

*runs away*

[Sawyer]

Yes she can. :rolleyes:


Haha, maybe! :whistle:

[Jack-MX5ATLanta.com]

or sale is my 1985 Toyota Corolla SR5 converted to GTS.

$4000--OBO

clean title
4age Hi-Comp motor w/ itbs.
stand-alone ecu
ACT clutch
front suspension
stitched welded chassis from front to rear(track ready)
relocated battery
gts rearend with rebuilt LSD
drilled slotted brake disc all around
stripped out interior(door panel not taken out)
Nardi steering wheel w/ quick release hub
fender wall is sprayed with rust protector
no A/C
no P/S
crack on the windshield
-it has an extended hole after the shifter for the 1jz transmission to fit but i already covered it up so hot air cant go through. yes it has a 1jz engine in this car before the 4age was swapped. thats y it was stitched welded to strengthen or stiffen the chassis

$4000. im not in a hurry to sell it. if things(financial stuff) work out for me, i might just keep it. email me if ur interested.

http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i25/pinoyrockss/102_0484.jpg

http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i25/pinoyrockss/102_0485.jpg

http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i25/pinoyrockss/102_0486.jpg

http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i25/pinoyrockss/PIC-0017.jpg

[RotorNutFD3S]

"Might just keep it" to ruin it some more... Email me if you're a total dolt and don't know a thing about cars so I can take complete advantage of you and sell you this lemon.

[metalman]

What REALLY makes the icing on the cake is when you have a person selling
an overpriced turd bucket and they have a ****ty attitude, along with
bull**** stories...like their stuff absolutely defies earthly reality.
To me a ****ty bull**** attitude is worse then asking a high price.

BTW...the steelies on that Corrolla have the most positive offset I have seen
in a while.
Did they cut the inner fenders to get them sunk in that far? :lol:

[RotorNutFD3S]

I really wish I could see this car...

[JennB]

What a piece.

$4000???? Yeah right. I love those responses about how people don't know the value of a Corolla.

I guess if your dream cars really suck, you're more likely to actually own them one day.

[Doppelgänger]

BUT OMG OMG OMG IT GOT ITRRRRRRRRRRRBS!!!!1 4 THROTTLES ARE BETTER AND COST MORE!!! OMG!!! TEH POWA ITS AMAZING I BE SCURRED TO DRIVE ~!~!!~!~!111~!~11!!!

[metalman]

You couldnt handle the power of ITBs Doppelbanger! :lol:

[JennB]

I know, right! That double digit HP is craaaaaaaaaaaaaaaazy.

[metalman]

I give this guy some credit though...selling a $400 car for $4000 isnt easy! :D

[RotorNutFD3S]

You couldnt handle the power of ITBs Doppelbanger! :lol:


Yeah! You'll break another PPF!

What a piece...

[metalman]

You couldnt handle the power of ITBs Doppelbanger! :lol:


Yeah! You'll break another PPF!




On 2nd thought...go for it Mike!! I need to sell some PPFs!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Doppelgänger]

You should build something with them....like interesting chairs! Or hell, maybe make go-cart frames out of them...

[metalman]

I think barstools might be an idea.
If only I was handy with metal and welding.

[MeFryRice]

then why do you have metal in your sn??

[RotorNutFD3S]

Because he's the juggernaut... oh wait, wrong person... Sorry.

[Doppelgänger]

What better way to practice then on a bunch of stuff you are not going to sell....

[metalman]

then why do you have metal in your sn??

Yeah..I am the juggernaut *****!! :lol:

That sig has to do with music...and my youth.

[RotorNutFD3S]

Can't be youth because at that point, you're not a man, man.

[metalman]

I use the term 'youth' to refer to my 20s...I would characterize that as man...albeit a young man. :D

[RotorNutFD3S]

lol I know, I just wanted to play off saying man twice. I heard the Austin Powers theme on someones ringtone, and that's what popped into mind. Oh well...

[Doppelgänger]

I can't stop laughing at half the **** i see on CL and IA.

[Acro]

Only thing I want from that thing is the engine :p O I can sell it back to the IA crowd for double the money XD

[Doppelgänger]

You'd probably triple the profit by selling it to some fanboy in Cali.

[MeFryRice]

^^ That is true....

[Doppelgänger]

I'd probably put sand in the valve cover before I sold it...

[RotorNutFD3S]

Or oil leak stopper in the radiator.

[Doppelgänger]

ahahahahahha that too.