I read this, and thought of our friend, Kurt

[Doppelgänger]

STAMFORD, Conn. (AP) -- Stamford police say two teenagers who refused to help their father shovel snow from the driveway allegedly attacked him with shovels.
Police say the father was shoveling the driveway Monday with his 10-year-old son and asked his two teenage sons to help.
Police say the teenagers got into an argument and the 19-year-old hit his father in the head with a shovel. The blow knocked the father to the ground and the 17-year-old allegedly smacked him in the back with his shovel.
The two brothers fled but were arrested a short time later.
Wili Almonte is charged with second-degree assault and conspiracy. His brother, not identified because of his age, faces the same charges.
The 42-year-old father, whom police did not identify, was treated at Stamford Hospital for cuts to his head.






:lol:
Sly little bastards...a night in jail will be like a swift kick in the ***...legally. Kurt, better keep yours under control or they'll beat you up with....ummm...a Miata bumper.

[Sawyer]

Oh geez. Kids are crazy these days.

[metalman]

If that was me there would be two boys laying in the street with shovel wounds. :lol:

[simontibbett]

I'd shoot those ****s if they were my kids.

[Grantri]

"If that was me there would be two boys laying in the street with shovel wounds"


Ditto that, never fight an old guy, if he's too tired to fight he'll just kill you and be done with it

[FE3tMX5]

yeah, you gotta think that was a long time coming if they were up to it

[deerock]

If that was me there would be two boys laying in the street with shovel wounds. :lol:


lmao i was about to say, im pretty sure itd be the kids in the street, and kurt standing in the captain morgan pose with the shovel over his head...

i know jenny craig is not capable of such a feat. :lol:

[redrumracer]

I didn't even know Kurt had kids.

[jesseealexander]

LOL @ derek.

i hate little kids like that. what the hell gives them the right to beat the **** out of their dad with a ******* shovel?

[deerock]

pfft i just realized i typed out suck a feat, instead of such lol

[mustangtomiata]

Certain parents of people I know deserve it.

[BFH miata]

I didn't even know Kurt had kids.

kids, dogs in diapers, and miata parts... he has it all.

[Masta Phixa]

How did Kurt get thrown under this bus??

[metalman]

How did Kurt get thrown under this bus??

Hahaha :lol: yeah really!!!

[Doppelgänger]

Actually, I think Kurt would threaten to stop buying food.....

[jester911]

My 17 y.o. son would be threatened with a lot more than lack of food if tried that crap with me.

[metalman]

As pointed out earlier...its usually unwise to fight an old man...we have not much time left, and dont give a ****...plus we dont care about being "fair" in a fight, you'll just get hurt. :lol:

[jester911]

True dat.

[redjeff]

First of all, Kurt wouldn't have been out helping the kids. Kurt would've been on the interwebz looking for miataz to part out. "I had to shovel the walk when I was a little boy, not it's your turn.....get the f$%$k out there and start shoveling or I'll shoot you with an Airsoft gun"

[jesseealexander]

i wonder if theres 2 sides to this story. not saying that it would or would not justify the beating, but you never know.

[mustangtomiata]

Boxing match kurt vs. all? ROFL