drug tests

[DecoyOctopus]

what happens if you fail a drug test for a job interview? besides not getting the job what happens?

[metalman]

what happens if you fail a drug test for a job interview? besides not getting the job what happens?

Nothing. Youre just a loser. :lol:

[MeFryRice]

Drink lots of water and cranberry juice. How much time do you have before the test?

[RotorNutFD3S]

It depends on the job that you're applying for...

[wildfire0310]

Well the big question is have you taken the test yet if not. Then just start drinking water and water and wait more water. I have heard that cranberry juice helps but if you think about it. It just makes you have to pee more so yea. Do understand that, this only work for low end week drugs such as pot.

If you already taken the test, well yea.

As for what they will do:

Low end drugs...most likely nothing but not give you the job

High end... not sure but they may call the cops and give them your information

[JennB]

Drug tests are confidential. They can't call the police about your results.

Easy solution... don't do drugs when looking for a job.

[Doppelgänger]

Easy solution... don't do drugs when looking for a job.

Easier solution..... don't do drugs at all.
Getting really drunk the night before will also neutralize traces of drugs in your system. But a lot more places are doing hair sample testing, so if that worries you then I guess it's time to break out the razor.

[JDM88]

You should be fine unless you've got some radioactive **** going on.

[gearbox]

water wont do much to help but it all depends on what your doing. different drugs are absorbed differently so it all depends.

[wildfire0310]

water wont do much to help but it all depends on what your doing. different drugs are absorbed differently so it all depends.


The water doesn't help by absorbing anything what it does is help flush out your system. Also what happens is that your pee becomes so diluted with water that it helps to foul the test.

[DecoyOctopus]

Drink lots of water and cranberry juice. How much time do you have before the test?

i havent had a test scheduled yet, but imma go look for a better job soon, so how much time would i need to cleanse my system of some good ol THC. and has anyone heard of some stuff they sell at gnc thats supposed to clean you out in like 2 days?

[Sawyer]

I've never done it but I've heard of it. Don't know what it's called, but if you tell them you need it to pass a drug test they have to escort you out of the store.

[DecoyOctopus]

I've heard of it. Don't know what it's called, but if you tell them you need it to pass a drug test they have to escort you out of the store. hahahah so what do you tell them cuz everyone i see at GNC looks like a snitch *** informant.

[jesseealexander]

its called something detox formula. just go in and tell them youre looking for some sort of detoxifying supplement, but mention nothing about a drug test. or do a quick google search... lol

[gearbox]

THC try to wait at least a week, THC bonds to the fat lipids in the body. if you are a heavy user it can take around a month to cleanse your body of THC. water will dilute THC but it wont rid your body of it. if you are going to try to drink a ton of water take some vitamin B i think not too sure but it turns your urine yellow to help hide the diluted sample. if your in a crunch go look for a high times they have reviews on which products work and which ones dont.

[DecoyOctopus]

Drug tests are confidential. They can't call the police about your results.

Easy solution... don't do drugs when looking for a job.

thanks

its called something detox formula. just go in and tell them youre looking for some sort of detoxifying supplement, but mention nothing about a drug test. or do a quick google search... lol

thanks guy

THC try to wait at least a week, THC bonds to the fat lipids in the body. if you are a heavy user it can take around a month to cleanse your body of THC. water will dilute THC but it wont rid your body of it. if you are going to try to drink a ton of water take some vitamin B i think not too sure but it turns your urine yellow to help hide the diluted sample. if your in a crunch go look for a high times they have reviews on which products work and which ones dont.

6% body fat= win. but yea imma get some of that detox **** and guzzle down all the water i can for a week, i should be straight if i just drink a normal amount of water on test day dont ya think?

[gearbox]

6% is not really a win because that mean all the THC in your body is concentrated, same amount less volume if you will.
i better shut up now if you have anymore questions shoot me a PM.

[Georgia Cracker]

If you are a chronic smoker it could take 3 months or longer. But probably less. You can try to mask all you want, but I would not rely on that if I were you.

And you better hope your future employer does not frequent this site. You might be surprised at who does......................

[MeFryRice]

I have never put myself in this position to need to try these methods so I can't guarantee they work.

[tbone heller]

Check this out http://www.passadrugtest.org/.

Whatever you do, I think you should eat a lot of asparagus before the test so they can smell your stinky piss.

[MeFryRice]

:lol:

[nickt93]

This topic has been discussed at length on the internet by stoners everywhere. A quick google search will give you exactly what you need. GNC used to sell a product called Golden Seal that would clear out your urine, but I think they sell something better now.

One thing to determine for sure: are they testing your urine or will they do hair samples as well? I don't know of any way to get around the hair tests - apparently it holds 90 days of history - other than shaving your head.

[JEMERY]

Well you can get "fast flush" from porno stores that will help for testing your piss with paper strips. Anything more than the paper strips, most places don't do this because of the cost, your screwed. I would go into details but none of you have the analytical chemistry background needed. Trust me a true test you will fail, I doesn't matter what you do. Like I said though most places do a paper test, buy the "fast flush"

[MeFryRice]

I don't know of any way to get around the hair tests - apparently it holds 90 days of history - other than shaving your head.

I've heard the hair samples holds history longer but I could be wrong....

[Sawyer]

I would go into details but none of you have the analytical chemistry background needed.

That's a little presumptuous, don't you think?

[simontibbett]

Just don't do drugs.

[MeFryRice]

That's a little presumptuous, don't you think?

He's just arrogant, that's all.

[nderwater]

Just don't do drugs.
Hmmmkay?

[simontibbett]

It's easy mmkkaayyyy

[Sawyer]

He's just arrogant, that's all.

Yeah I guess so..

[lance]

Well you can get "fast flush" from porno stores that will help for testing your piss with paper strips. Anything more than the paper strips, most places don't do this because of the cost, your screwed. I would go into details but none of you have the analytical chemistry background needed. Trust me a true test you will fail, I doesn't matter what you do. Like I said though most places do a paper test, buy the "fast flush"

Where I work, they do not do a paper test, they send it out for analysis.
We drug test everyone for every position. Have seen some qualified people lose some high paying jobs.

[GVfanatic]

i havent had a test scheduled yet, but imma go look for a better job soon, so how much time would i need to cleanse my system of some good ol THC. and has anyone heard of some stuff they sell at gnc thats supposed to clean you out in like 2 days?

you need to take a good ol' pill call niacin. you can find it in GNC or most Drug stores. Cleans your System out. (no i never did drugs, but i have known way to many people that do..lol):banana:

[RotorNutFD3S]

I've heard the hair samples holds history longer but I could be wrong....

It's true, however, the results are not as reliable, so they typically are not considered. That is, unless you are applying for certain government jobs, usually in the law enforcement area. Some federal agencies will use it as it stands, others just retest or start digging deeper.

[matredd]

GNC sucks. Vitamin Shoppe. They have more stuff and it's all cheaper.

[MoD_Scotty]

It's a good thing coke only stays in your system for a few days.

[jester911]

You guys might want to keep in mind that although mostly among friendly folks that the whole world can read what you write here and once it is in cyberspace...

Not trying to preach at you but even if you don't think it matters now it will at some point later in life, trust me.

[redrumracer]

That's a little presumptuous, don't you think?

does anyone have a chemical background?

oh and as far as getting it out of your system, i wouldnt have a clue, i dont put myself in those situations.

[metalman]

Easy solution... don't do drugs when looking for a job.


But, but...when you smoke weed you can't think of complicated **** like that! lol...

[Sawyer]

does anyone have a chemical background?

oh and as far as getting it out of your system, i wouldnt have a clue, i dont put myself in those situations.

I have no idea. But you can't just start making statements like that in your third post. He's basically saying that he's so much smarter than everyone else. Apparently he thinks very highly of himself. :rolleyes:

[N3v]

if you're looking for a more acceptable crippling vice, may I suggest heavy drinking instead? they can't test you for that. well, unless you get pulled over.

also, acid doesn't show up on drug tests. go for it.

[mustangtomiata]

yeah acid FTW! lol big jk and i love condesending people, i bet he cant teach penguins how to do back flips, because only i can do that and no one else has the back ground.

[jesseealexander]

^^ and my expertise lies in making wind blow. top that *******s.

[metalman]

^^ and my expertise lies in making wind blow. top that *******s.

Thats funny, I thought your expertise was in putting out wire fires on Bimmers! :lol:

[redrumracer]

I have no idea. But you can't just start making statements like that in your third post. He's basically saying that he's so much smarter than everyone else. Apparently he thinks very highly of himself. :rolleyes:

Well im not going to lie, if i was extremely good in chemistry then id think extremely highly of myself. I have taken a couple chem classes in college and its nothing like high school chem.

[DecoyOctopus]

its funny how people wanna be councilors when someone mentions smokin ganja.

[metalman]

its funny how people wanna be councilors when someone mentions smokin ganja.

Its also funny how stupid people get when they smoke alot if it. :lol:

[DecoyOctopus]

so your calling me stupid

[metalman]

so your calling me stupid

Did I mention your name? :lol:
On the other hand, youre the one asking about how to pass a drug test and get a job while using drugs. That kind of speaks for itself. ;)

[RotorNutFD3S]

You guys might want to keep in mind that although mostly among friendly folks that the whole world can read what you write here and once it is in cyberspace...

Not trying to preach at you but even if you don't think it matters now it will at some point later in life, trust me.

I'm in complete agreement with this. Seems that it may not be a good idea to have this on here...

[LagunaRoadster]

I just sit back and listen, no need to confess what I do in my spare time ;) And when I need answers, I use google. But regardless, good luck clearing everything up before your interview :)

[DecoyOctopus]

just seeing if you would say it

[JEMERY]

I wasn't trying to be mean or an *** I'm sorry. Does anyone hear have a degree in chemistry or work in a clinical lab, because I do. I was trying to help

[JennB]

No need to say it the way you did though. You have no idea what the rest of us do for a living or what kind of education we have. If you want to help, don't assume things.

And I completely disagree with your statement about how most companies drug test. I've been drug tested for jobs before and every single time it's been in a lab. Also, everyone I know who has been drug tested has been sent to a lab for testing, nothing instant, the real lab conducted test.

If I wanted, I could always ask my best friend. She has a AS and BS degree and worked in the SC state crime lab... testing drugs... for a good while. (but she'd laugh that someone was trying to cheat a drug test and say the exact same thing I said earlier in the thread) I have actually taken quite a few chemistry classes. No idea why I had to take so many lab classes as a Computer Science major but oh well.

[MoD_Scotty]

I prefer jello
http://www.lazydork.com/movies/betteroff.jpg

or snow
"This mountain is PURE snow! Do you know what the street value of this mountain is?! Look, I can't move my arm!"
http://abowlofstupid.com/wp-content/2007/02/better%20off%20dead.jpg

[Doppelgänger]

Its also funny how stupid people get when they smoke alot if it. :lol:

Then there are people who are just stupid in general :lol: :lol:

[MeFryRice]

Then it's even worse when stupid people smoke.....

[Grantri]

No judgement here, just what I know from experience , research and way too much time in Bio labs

Here's the "pisser"

THC isnt water soluable. It's a fat soluable substance. Which means that unlike what many would consider "harder drugs (Coke,speed,meth,hallucingens,opiates et al) it isnt easy to get rid of. A guy with a solid coke habit can be clean in a week or two, not so for a smoker. The stuff they sell at head shops/GNC like goldenseal and the like are designed to dilute your urine, lowering the concentration of THC to (hopefully) permissible standards. Often extremely diluted urine will raise a red flag too depending on how thorough the testing procedure is.

The only ways to actually clear your system of THC is 1) dont smoke 2) time 30-60 days if you are a daily smoker . You can speed up the process a bit by excercise (raises metabolism and metabolizes the tainted fat . High fiber foods (oats are especially good) will also help to get the spooge out in the same way they lower cholesterol..

It's been said that three or four aspirin half an hour before can foul some tests, poppyseed bagels can show a false positive for opiates with some tests and Advil can also foul results but generally this will only mean you'll have to test again. Maybe it would buy you some time ? Also most tests must be "drug specific" meaning that they have to specifically test for each substance. Drug testing is expensive & there are those employers out there that have come to realize that a lot of otherwise normal folks might smoke weed and they either dont test specifically for it or just let it slide. You can count on testing for coke derivitaves , opiates and meth .

Short story is you'll need at least a month weedless,maybe more to be sure.

Its a shame that you have to pass a drug test to work but you dont have to pass one to collect an unemployment check

[metalman]

Its a shame that you have to pass a drug test to work but you dont have to pass one to collect an unemployment check

Indeed. Its also a shame you need not WORK to collect welfare.

[simontibbett]

Damn, talk about bashing people.

[jesseealexander]

Thats funny, I thought your expertise was in putting out wire fires on Bimmers! :lol:

thats my 2nd major... ;)