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Jack-MX5ATLanta.com
01-06-2009, 02:37 PM
Here are a few of mine;

"You can sleep in your car, but you can't race your house."

"The driver who keeps the front tires straightest will win."

"If you don't chew Big Red then f*** you."

"It's not always possible to be the best, but it is always possible to improve your own performance."
-Jackie Stewart

"Understeer is when you hit the wall hith the front of your car. Oversteer is when you hit the wall with the back of the car. Horsepower is how fast you hit the wall and torque is how far you take the wall with you."

"If you ain't first. You're Last!"

jester911
01-06-2009, 02:38 PM
I am not fast but I am ahead of you.

Jack-MX5ATLanta.com
01-06-2009, 02:38 PM
"I wake up in the morning and piss excellence." Ricky Bobby

RotorNutFD3S
01-06-2009, 02:50 PM
"When travelling down the freeway, the first bug to hit a clean windshield will always land directly in front of the driver's face."

jester911
01-06-2009, 02:51 PM
Auto racing, bull fighting, and mountain climbing are the only real sports ... all others are games. Ernest Hemingway

Unlike a woman, a race car is inanimate. Therefore it must at some point respond to reason.

jesseealexander
01-07-2009, 08:00 AM
"do a barrel roll"

Grantri
01-07-2009, 08:06 AM
"To finish first,first you must finish"

silver280zx
01-07-2009, 09:10 AM
"Spinning aint winning"
Pinks
lol

RotorNutFD3S
01-07-2009, 09:34 AM
Well, if you're pulling out TV shows:

"It ain't no joke, if you don't pay that note!" :lol: